Hound's thoughts

Hello and welcome to Hondse gedagtes - Hound's thoughts.
My name is Ellen Rose, I'm a kooikerhondje (Dutch duck decoy hound) and, with a little help from my human father, I'm gonna publish here my opinions, sarcasm outbursts, hate speech, inside jokes which you'll never get and, from time to time, also some of our deepest personal secrets. Why would a dog do that you ask? Because daddy constantly annoys me with hours of either depressive world news and his psychopathic ideas or overly sweet discussions of what went well in his life or at least could in the future. He's a dreamer you know... I just have to express my answers to his unstoppable flow of questions and topics... I'm pretty sure no one will ever read it but that's what she said... I mean one unbelievably beautiful and amazingly talented woman actually said that about her own blog and she now has more followers than she even realizes so... We'll see.... Enough for the introduction.
Take care folks! :)